- ...1940's. 
 - Lawrence's 184 inch Cyclotron, 
 the biggest 
 synchrocyclotron ever built, was originally conceived as 
 a giant  mass spectrometer for separating the isotopes 
 of uranium for the first fission bomb; however, a far more efficient 
 method was invented soon after it was built, and ``the 184'' went into 
 service as a pion and muon producer.  
 Many Ph.D. theses (including my own in 1972) 
 were written on experiments performed at the 184 until it was 
 dismantled in the 1980's to make room for the world's most intense 
 Synchrotron Light Source on the same site at what has been called the 
 Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory (LBL) since the end of the 1960's.  
 [Before that it was called the Lawrence Radiation Laboratory (LRL); 
 the name was changed partly to avoid association with 
 the other LRL branch in Livermore (now known as LLL, 
 the Lawrence Livermore Laboratory) 
 where weapons research is conducted, 
 and psrtly to expunge that fearsome word 
 ``Radiation.''  
 It is still know as ``the Rad Lab'' to Berkeleyans.]  
 
- ...femtoseconds. 
 - I refer, of course, to the 
 `` big bang'' scenario, which is almost universally 
 regarded as the best model of cosmogony 
 [a fancy word for Creation].
 
- ...field. 
 - Just to give a hint of how this works, 
  "psi" is now composed of some complex exponential wave functions 
 multiplied by  creation and  annihilation operators 
 that respectively increase and decrease the number of particles 
 of that species by one.  The creation and annihilation operators 
 obey an algebra that corresponds to the statistical properties 
 of the particle - e.g. for fermions no two can be in the same 
 state.  I will resist the temptation to show any of the equations, 
 which are actually very compact but (as one might expect) 
 have an extremely high ``interpretation density.''  
 
- ...rays, 
 - Muons are the main component of 
 cosmic rays that make it to the Earth's surface - all the 
 more strongly interacting particles are absorbed or re-scattered 
 in the atmosphere, which makes a pretty good shield.  In fact, 
 if you take a transcontinental trip at 30,000 feet altitude, 
 you pick up about 50  mR of ionizing radiation from cosmic rays 
 that are  not absorbed because you are above most of 
 the shield!  Recall the  Radiation Hazards handout.  
 
- ...strongly). 
 - In case you wondered, 
 I am skipping over a lot of agonizing reevaluation and 
 painstaking experiments that led to the discoveries that justify 
 using the ``modern'' names for all these particles; 
 the muon was called a ``mesotron'' for years and is still 
 sometimes referred to as a ``mu meson'' in Russia.  
 But why sacrifice simplicity for mere historical accuracy?  
 
- ...pairs. 
 - I haven't 
 bothered to label all the particles; see if you can find any 
 violations of local conservation laws.  
 
- ...recently 
 - Well, 
 it seems recent to me! 
 
- ...lifetime. 
 - This theory now forms 
 the core of what is known as `` the Standard Model'' 
 of elementary particles - a name which reveals a certain 
 disaffection, since no one is particularly excited at the prospect 
 of serving the Establishment prejudices connoted by a 
 ``standard model.''  Particle physicists, like most free thinkers, 
 prefer to think of themselves as romantic revolutionaries challenging 
 established conventions and ``standard models'' everywhere.  
 Not surprisingly, a great deal of experimental effort goes into 
 ``tests of the Standard Model'' which the experimenters openly 
 hope will throw a monkey wrench into the works.  
 
- ...again. 
 - There is an even more dramatic consequence in the neighbourhood 
 of a very small  black hole whose  tidal forces 
 (the  gradient of the gravitational field between one place 
 and another) is so intense that one of the virtual particles of 
 a pair can fall into the black hole while the other is ejected 
 and becomes a ``real'' particle - leading to intense radiation 
 that can be described as the  explosive annihilation 
 of the miniature black hole.  This explains why there are no 
  small black holes around any more, only  big ones 
 whose gravitational gradient is very gentle at the Schwartzschild 
 radius.  [Recall discussions on general relativity.]  
 
- ...``superweak'' 
 - The ``superweak'' 
 force is a name coined to describe a  really 
 esoteric interaction which appears to affect  only 
 the decays of strange neutral mesons (if it exists at all).  
 
- ...matter. 
 - Neutral 
 particles either convert into charged particles (which do ionize 
 the medium) or else are conspicuous in their invisibility!  
 
- ...light. 
 - One example 
 is old-fashioned ``moth balls'' - if you take a handful of mothballs 
 into a very dark closet (you must get rid of  all ambient light!) 
 and wait for your eyes to adjust, you should be able to see tiny flashes 
 of light every few seconds as cosmic ray muons zap the mothballs.  
 There are many apocryphal stories about graduate students in closets 
 with mothballs and manual counters in the early days of 
 nuclear physics....  
 
- ...chamber. 
 - Probably 
 this was a bar frequented by many HEP types, so such behaviour 
 went unremarked.  
 
- ...first. 
 - If you 
 have access to a microwave oven, you can observe this effect 
 for yourself: take a cup of cold water and slowly increase the 
 cooking time (replacing it with new cold water each time) 
 until it is just starting to boil as the timer runs out.  
 Then do one more with a slightly decreased cooking time, 
 take out the cup and drop in a few grains of sugar or salt - 
 the dissolved gases will abruptly come out of solution 
 around these ``nucleation centres'' to make a stream of 
 bubbles for a short time.  
 
- ...information; 
 - For decades, 
 HEP has ``driven'' the leading edge 
 of supercomputer hardware and software development.  
 Today's computing environment is rapidly becoming more driven 
 by the personal workstation, which is probably a more healthy 
 arrangement, but it is certainly true that we would 
 not have the computer technology we do without the demand created 
 by HEP from about 1950 to about 1980.  
 
- ...number. 
 - It just barely makes it, 
 mass-wise, which partly accounts for the slowness of the decay.  
 
- ...photon? 
 - As a matter of fact, this is still an open 
 question - experiments have recently pushed the upper limit 
 on the ``branching ratio'' for radiative muon decay  
  (i.e. the fraction of the time muons decay into electrons 
 and photons) to less than one part in ??? and more 
 experiments are underway, because several theories demand 
 that such ``flavour-violating'' decays must exist at some level.  
 
- ...flavour 
 - No, I'm not kidding, 
 the official name for the difference between muons and electrons 
 (and, later on,  tau leptons) is ``lepton  flavour.'' 
 
- ...sentence. 
 - Kirk: ``Boy, this particle sure looks 
  strange.''  Spock: ``Not at all, Captain.  If you 
 look more closely, I believe you'll find it's  charmed.''  
 
- ...shape! 
 - The shapes are a little crooked in this 
 representation.  The  hypercharge Y  and 
  isospin I  (whose ``projection''  I3
 along some ``axis'' in ``isospace'' is the same as its charge  Q, 
 within a constant) were invented partly to make the diagrams 
 nicely symmetric with the 
 origin at the centre of each arrangement.  I haven't bothered.  
 
- ...dimensions 
 - Honest, we don't have the faintest idea 
 whether there is actually some  space in which 
  isospin actually refers to  rotations 
 about some  axis, we only know that isospin 
  transforms that way.  If there is such a space, 
 none of its dimensions are our familiar 
  x,  y  or  z  
 directions.  Very weird.  
 
- ...quarks.'' 
 - See James Joyce's  Finnegan's Wake 
 for the origin of the term ``quark'' - it was originally a 
 nonsense syllable, which makes it a pretty good choice for its 
 present application.  At least the commandeering of the word 
 ``quark'' by particle physics did not inconvenience any users 
 of the English language.  
 
- ...miserably. 
 - Unfortunatly, the genuinely new paradigms 
 that were springing up to deal with this crisis 
 (Geoffrey Chew's  bootstrap theory, in which 
 each hadron is composed of small amounts of all the others 
 [think about it!]) have been neglected since the development of 
 QCD. 
 
- ...mathematics, 
 - Of course,  energy is 
 ``just a cute mnemonic metaphor for some esoteric mathematics,'' 
 if we think back to classical mechanics; but we have gotten so 
 used to  energy that we don't think of it that way any more, 
 whereas  quarks are still... well,  weird.  
 
- ...versa. 
 - The 
 SUSY partner of the  photon is the  photino, 
 the SUSY partner of the  graviton is the  gravitino, 
 the SUSY partner of the  W   boson is 
 (I am not making this up!) the  wino, and so on.  
 This is not a joke, but no one knows if it is ``real'' either.  
 That is, we do not yet know if Nature contains phenomena 
 for which there is no other known explanation.  
 
- ...debates). 
 - My personal opinion is that such 
 extravagant claims miss the point of Physics almost entirely - 
 we know that the ordinary properties of solids are governed 
 completely by  QED, the most perfectly understood physical 
 theory in the history of humanity, but we are still 
 discovering unexpected qualitative behaviour of solids 
 as we explore the seemingly endless variety of ways 
 that large numbers of simple units (like electrons) 
 can interact collectively with other simple units 
 (like phonons or positive ions).  To understand the 
 components out of which things are built is  not 
 the same as understanding the things!  So-called 
 ``naive Reductionism'' is alive and well in certain 
 overly arrogant elementary particle physicists....